Pornhub beats beach boner issues with new bathing suit

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Some articles are just really easy to write. Ever feel like a dick at the beach popping a well you know… Premiere online adult entertainment site Pornhub apparently feels your pain.

Understanding the embarrassing issue some men may have while hitting the sand, the company has now introduced a limited edition, “Bonerless Bathing Suit,” which is designed to tuck away your man issue.

The suit apparently features a built-in, camouflage lining, and has pockets on both the front and back to hold belongings. The design is black with a minimal pattern of nautical icons, except for the drawstring, interior waistband and a thin stripe down the side, which are all in Pornhub’s signature orange color.

To promote the debut of Pornhub’s Bonerless Bathing Suit, the company has released a video spot that features a carefree beach goer as he stumbles upon a lively beach party that sparks his excitement – and the all-too-familiar panic that ensues.

The video culminates with the crisis being averted thanks to Pornhub’s Bonerless Bathing Suit and encourages viewers to visit www.bonerless.com, where they can purchase the bathing suit for $49.69 using the promo code “BONER” offering $20 in savings from the usual $69.69 list price. Watch the 2:47 video below:

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“While we’re all looking forward to the warm weather and summer fun ahead, it’s no secret that for some, bathing suit season comes with certain fears and anxieties. Here at Pornhub we pride ourselves on being ahead of the curve when it comes to technology, and this is not limited to the best in class experience we strive to offer visitors to our site, said Corey Price, VP, Pornhub.

He adds, “We worked hard on the development of this first of its kind bathing suit that should help ease comfort and increase enjoyment for the most masterful of bathers and watersports amateurs alike. Pick yours up today, just in time for Memorial Day Weekend!”

The company says this is its latest foray into fashion and retail. In 2015, the company launched Pornhub Apparel where a selection of signature items featuring the brand’s classic logo are available for sale. In the following years, the company has worked with Hood by Air, a cult-favorite fashion brand designed by Shayne Oliver, Moose Knuckles, a luxury outerwear company, and Richardson, a popular streetwear brand.

On the product side, Pornhub has also in recent years a released special edition of card game Joking Hazard in partnership with Happiness and Cyanide, and a limited edition coloring book featuring work from renowned artists Alpha Channeling, Apollonia Saintclair and Arrington De Dionyso.

This article is probably NSFW, unless you work at Pornhub, XHamster or any ad agency’s creative department.

Source: Pornhub

 
Contact Colin Costello at colin@reelchicago.com.

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