“Infinity War”: New website tells you if Thanos killed you. Or not.


Who said intergalactic despot Thanos only inspired death and destruction? A brand-spanking new website says the Mad Titan also inspires creation. Well, sort of.

By now, unless you’re living on Titan (Thanos’ home planet), you are aware of his plan to wipe out half of the galaxy’s life. But, the real question is not whether Avengers Black Panther or Star Lord survived. Spoiler: They didn’t.

The real question is – did you?

Now you can find out that very answer thanks to a new website creatively named www.didthanoskill.me? With a click, visitors can now see whether they were spared by Thanos or slain by Thanos, for the good of the Universe. For the record, I was slain by the Mad Titan on my work laptop, but survived on my home one.

It appears that the determination of who lives and who turns to dust may be connected to the site’s cookies, though it’s unclear if the site has an algorithm that is a fifty-fifty split on survivors or the dead. For those who were determined to be slain by the Mad Titan, unfortunately you cannot change your fate. Dread it, refresh the website from it, but destiny still arrives.

So, if you happen to be one of the unlucky ones who were slain by Thanos, don’t sweat it. Your friends and family will remember you. Then again if you’re really awful, maybe they will thank Thanos. Avengers: Infinity War is currently in theaters.

What were your results according to didthanoskill.me? Let us know if you survived or were slain in the comment section.

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