Omaha Steaks is sizzling into the literary scene—sort of. The beloved direct-to-consumer meat brand announced it was releasing Certified Tender, the first in a supposed trilogy of steamy romance novels. Spoiler alert: the trilogy was a tease. But the book? Very real—and very free.
The full novel Certified Tender is available to download now on OmahaSteaks.com, and yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: a meat-cute romance dripping with passion, grill marks, and just the right amount of marbling. On the post it says, ” Introducing Meat-Cute Romance – a brand-new publishing initiative from Omaha Steaks! 3 bold and irresistible books are coming your way, and you’ll be able to pre-order in April.” Take a look below:
And for those who want to pair their reading with a little something extra, Omaha Steaks is offering a $99 Meat Cute Collection—a curated combo of Filet Mignons, Gourmet Steakhouse Fries, and a bottle of Drawbridge Cabernet Sauvignon. It’s a dinner-and-a-novel experience no one saw coming.
The campaign is a perfect blend of satire and sizzle—because nothing says “romance” like a well-cooked steak and a pun-laden plot twist.
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